Now, come on folks, be honest, who wouldn't?
Now, come on folks, be honest, who wouldn't? You go to a party and some one, in the course of conversation, as you do, someone casually says "I'm getting two alpacas, a friend has got some to get rid of. Do you want a couple". Hands up. Who wouldn't say "no"? So we've now got 2 alpacas. Here they are, peering around and thinking in alpaca language, ‘where the ‘ell are we’? I'll tell you what though. Whilst these new arrivals wondered where they were, the sheep all huddled together in a group, and simply stared at them, for a good long while. Then bleated and beeaaaard at each other which loosely translated into “what the eff are those”, as one said to the other “have you ever seen a sheep with long legs and neck” only for the resident sheep geneticist to say in a learned baarr “they are congenital abnormalities” and they all agreed with the learned professor Lamb. He knows as well as I do that if you say something with enough assert...